🧙♂️Embark on a quest to keep your shirt pristine! Handle it as you would a precious artifact:
🛡️Cold water is your spell of choice here, as hot water might shrink your shirts faster than a Gelatinous Cube in a fire spell.
🌬️Allow your shirt to bask in the gentle breeze of the Feywild, drying it naturally. Avoid direct sunlight, for it can fade colors faster than an illusionist's trick.
🐉Beware of fellow adventurers who might try to "borrow" your legendary sweatshirt.
📜 Heed the Prophecy: Always follow the laundry guidelines sewn into your sweatshirt, for they hold the wisdom of the ages.
